Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

chetty for three

a term for the game winning three point field goal in a basketball game.

With 7 seconds left in regulation, Jaymand's team is down by 2 with possesion of the ball.
Jaymand uses a screen to get open for a pass and takes a shot behind the arc as time expires.
While the ball is in the air as Jaymand confidently says, "CHETTY FOR THREE!"
The ball goes in and Jaymand's team wins.

by Charmatay March 17, 2009

packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.

"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010

Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

three knuckle swirl

Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."

Usually done as a complete surprise.

"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"

"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."

by swirler August 8, 2009