thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009

Pop Thorn

A Skylander, released in 2013 for Skylanders Swap Force.

Person 1: I'm putting Pop Thorn on the Portal Of Power!
Person 2: I'm putting on Magna Charge on it.

by FluentSkylanderCollector October 17, 2022

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news

You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time

by Davyvinci September 5, 2025

Skyler thorne

A really hot, nice, goth dude. He’s so cool. He’s a bit short tho, and his folks are chill.

“Wow bro, Skyler Thorne has a HUGE cock!”

by Poopyfreddie April 14, 2022

Bella Thorne

Wack female rapper who was originally a Disney Channel actress. Made a song on TikTok and it brought female rap legends like Missy Elliott and Nicki Minaj to shame. Stick to acting.

Bella Thorne: Bitch I'm Bella Thorne

Normal person: Is that a big deal?

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022