Thong Bonus 

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.

Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”

Thong Bonus by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

Blame-a-thon by rperazag May 15, 2010

The Nigel Thornberry 

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.

"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."

The Nigel Thornberry by Red Everest November 20, 2013

Carlicia Carli Thornton 

Is a young beautiful lady that is persistent to succeed in life.
She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.

Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.

Carlicia Carli Thornton

Carlicia Carli Thornton by BOSS LADY5683 August 26, 2011

Rally Thong 

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.

OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!

Rally Thong by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010

Kung thong

An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it

" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"

Kung thong by lockie0069 September 6, 2011

Hey Thonkas 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by. Greeting the baby hey thonkas saying you are cute. Greeting my family,spouse or friends hey Thonkas saying cute way of saying I care for you alot.

Hey Thonkas by Latoya F Nazaire October 15, 2020