sanjuro_kurosawa's definitions

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

campy

A nickname for Campagnolo, the finest bike components ever to grace a bicycle.

I spent mucho dolares for my Campy Record group.

by sanjuro_kurosawa February 27, 2008

Penny Flame

The coolest Campolindo student ever. A big-titted porn star who smokes massive amount of pot.

I saw Penny Flame lick some gooch, and I had to touch myself.

by sanjuro_kurosawa March 7, 2008

the parish

The Parish refers to St Bernard Parish, a poor and undereducated county just east of New Orleans.

Really, you have to say, "da Parish" in a half Brooklynese/half Southern accent, typical of yats around the area.

"Cher, I'm headed out ta the Parish for a Crawfish bewl before the Saints game"

by sanjuro_kurosawa November 11, 2013

Bipping

A SF Bay Area term for car break-in robberies, specifically smashing a car window to snatch items from the backseat or the hatchback. Sometimes the victim is actually inside the vehicle when their window is shattered.

"Oh shit, all those cars got bipped! Look at all the broken glass on the street!. There's the thief, he is bipping another car right now, and he's grabbing a briefcase out the back!"

by sanjuro_kurosawa February 10, 2023

boss attack

Originally boss attack referred the final battle in video games against the toughest opponent in the game.

However, I also describe it when your work boss decides to make your life hard, like assigning work at 4pm on Friday.

Oh, oh, boss attack. Everyone look busy and maybe he won't tell us to rearrange the stockroom.

by sanjuro_kurosawa September 8, 2010

Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.

OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!

by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010