sanjuro_kurosawa's definitions

Bipping

A SF Bay Area term for car break-in robberies, specifically smashing a car window to snatch items from the backseat or the hatchback. Sometimes the victim is actually inside the vehicle when their window is shattered.

"Oh shit, all those cars got bipped! Look at all the broken glass on the street!. There's the thief, he is bipping another car right now, and he's grabbing a briefcase out the back!"

by sanjuro_kurosawa February 10, 2023

Pokemon Zombie

When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.

They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack

I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.

by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016

SOCILISM

SOCILISM (preferably capitalized) is a word on placards carried by unemployed Tea Baggers, who think having Universal Health Care like the rest of the Western World, is worse than having the freedom to allow private insurers decide if whether you living or dying is more profitable.

Also, it identifies a Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin fan, as well as a 7th grade reading level.

OBAMACARE = SOCILISM

I don't want SOCILISM in my life. I prefer to drive on dirt roads and have no police.

by sanjuro_kurosawa September 25, 2010

Bu-bu-but

Bu-bu-but is the stuttering when a blowhard, typically spouting political opinions, has his argument totally shut down, and he makes one last confused attempt with his same tired stock line.

Jesus: Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them.

Disciple: Bu-bu-but what if they are gay.

Jesus: Did I stutter?

by sanjuro_kurosawa July 21, 2014

Penny Flame

The coolest Campolindo student ever. A big-titted porn star who smokes massive amount of pot.

I saw Penny Flame lick some gooch, and I had to touch myself.

by sanjuro_kurosawa March 7, 2008

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

campy

A nickname for Campagnolo, the finest bike components ever to grace a bicycle.

I spent mucho dolares for my Campy Record group.

by sanjuro_kurosawa February 27, 2008