Definitions by sanjuro_kurosawa

Bipping 

A SF Bay Area term for car break-in robberies, specifically smashing a car window to snatch items from the backseat or the hatchback. Sometimes the victim is actually inside the vehicle when their window is shattered.

"Oh shit, all those cars got bipped! Look at all the broken glass on the street!. There's the thief, he is bipping another car right now, and he's grabbing a briefcase out the back!"

Bipping by sanjuro_kurosawa February 10, 2023

Facebook Jail 

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

Facebook Jail by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

cornteen

A misspelling of quarantine, a necessary practice to limit the spread of Coronarvirus. The usage of cornteen indicates low intelligence and high impulsiveness, and anyone using this term should be in quarantine from everyone else.

Yo, tired of this cornteen! Let's party down by the lookout.

cornteen by sanjuro_kurosawa March 26, 2020

Pokemon Zombie 

When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.

They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack

I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.

Pokemon Zombie by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016

Bu-bu-but 

Bu-bu-but is the stuttering when a blowhard, typically spouting political opinions, has his argument totally shut down, and he makes one last confused attempt with his same tired stock line.

Jesus: Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them.

Disciple: Bu-bu-but what if they are gay.

Jesus: Did I stutter?

Bu-bu-but by sanjuro_kurosawa July 21, 2014

the parish 

The Parish refers to St Bernard Parish, a poor and undereducated county just east of New Orleans.

Really, you have to say, "da Parish" in a half Brooklynese/half Southern accent, typical of yats around the area.

"Cher, I'm headed out ta the Parish for a Crawfish bewl before the Saints game"

the parish by sanjuro_kurosawa November 11, 2013

Hooligan Rider 

Anyone on a moto could be a hooligan rider. It could be a stunter doing wheelies, a sport bike rider lane splitting at 100mph, or a bad ass Harley rider running the throttle at a light.

Really, any rider causing lots of trouble is a hooligan.

"OMG! That hooligan rider almost clipped the bumper of my Prius. Doesn't he know the speed limit is just 55 here?"

"I'm going out tonight and doing a bunch of stoppies and donuts. Fuck cars, I'm riding Hooligan".

Hooligan Rider by sanjuro_kurosawa January 20, 2011