Thirteen

The year where you start doing weird shit and want to fuck the wall, or watch endless amounts of porn and gore for tHe luLz!!!1
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.

Your parents a few years from now : let's not forget when YOUR NAME was thirteen guys! Remember when she-
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*

by Zeewantstofuckingdie February 8, 2025

the.thirteenth.night

A cool tiktoker who makes cool content.
I love one a lot :)

The.thirteenth.night is a cool person

by Vedika :))))))))) July 3, 2021

Mr.Thirdperson

The funniest, handsomest, most loveable and attractive, muscular, athletic, rich, overall best human being you can meet. You're welcome for being made aware of his existence.

(This was not written by Mr.Thirdperson himself)

Person 1: "Whos the best person on the planet?"
Person 2: "Well obviously it's Mr.thirdperson!"

by Not Mr.Thirdperson October 11, 2022

logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock

wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)

OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Lean Mean Thirteen

a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series. It was released on June 19, 2007

The eighth through twelfth novels feature Stephanie coping with being stalked by criminals for various reasons; Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person,

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023