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The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.
by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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Danglin Strangler

When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.
I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.
by annonymou1213132 November 7, 2011
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Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
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Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019
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Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke
Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?
by catsharage August 22, 2020
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worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.
Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night
by yurter May 12, 2021
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Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.
You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.
by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022
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