textervention

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.

Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."

by NickolaiS July 23, 2013

Texthetic

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.

by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

tentie

All of the lads sleeping in a tent. home made alc is involved usually some ‘ol’tentie ale’ which is essentially prison alcohol mixed with flavourings. Monster pisses and sat talking round the rusty wheel are included in the activities programme.

yo dog you coming to the tentie tonight?

yeah g bringing some monsters in da bag

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Textence

The carrying out of a non-serious accusation/allegation.

Yeah man, there was some textence that his content was stolen.

by Textence April 12, 2021

Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.

My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.

by freezon January 3, 2011

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.

Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--

by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012