Teeth J

A sexual act not unlike the world renowned "blow-job", but containing more use of the females teeth. Also used in exchange of US currency.

Customer- Hey how much for a beer?
Bartender- 2 bucks, or a few teeth j's
Customer- Your lucky I'm broke

by Arumple October 30, 2008

Pre-Truth

A lie that will eventually come true.

Amy: What are you doing?
John: Cooking.

(Amy 5 minutes later) What are you doing now?
John: Getting ready to cook.

Amy: So you lied to me!?
John: No, it was just a Pre-Truth.

by Trissten B March 12, 2015

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

kissing your teeth

A quick sucking of air through the teeth that sounds like a kiss. A way of expressing annoyance, or as if to say: "You've got to be kidding"!

I'm not telling you again! Clean up your room or stay home tonight! And don't be kissing your teeth at me either. I'm in no mood for your BS!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

truth be sold

A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.

Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."

by malarky2020 March 2, 2009

Tether

A term used by members of the American Negro ethnic group (refered to later in history as colored, African-American, Black, FBA/ADOS) to describe African and/or Caribbean immigrants who move to America for economic opportunity using the benefits of the American Negro Civil Rights struggle while simultaneously disparaging the history, legacy, and lineage of the Negro American movement.

I don't know why Kuku Kufi is on the news saying African-Americans don't need reperations, he/she is a whole tether. Why are they even in the conversation? Why do they keep saying WE? Yo, that's a whole first generation immigrant.

by Crispus Attucks Reloaded September 1, 2022

quoted for truth

A phrase used on internet forums. Use it when another user makes a post which describes your opinion about something so perfectly you just have to quote them in your own post, but don't know what to say about it. Often shortened to QFT or QTF.

"This guy is a moron."
Quoted for truth.

by shankitty November 25, 2007