Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

by Dawanz July 9, 2016

Pimpin With Technology

having the latest and most up to date electronics

usually refers to such things as: flat screen TVs, game systems, computers, audio components, and so on

Me: hey you wanna come over and play PS3 on my new 60 inch LCD?

Him: Hell yes

Me: Pimpin with technology!

by White Byron June 28, 2009

technologically impaired

To have very little to no clue how to use computerized devices, such as computers, cell phones ect...

90 year old grandmothers have NO clue how to use computers. technologically impaired is a cool word anyways.

by john danials April 21, 2008

nigga technology

Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music

A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.

B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...

A: Case in point

-Boondocks, the crazy white boys

by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

Technology Porn

When individuals post videos of unboxing their new gadgets, usually laptops or other computers. It is done with utmost slowness to really see the gadget and all that comes with it.

I just watched someone unbox their new MacBook on YouTube...such technology porn.

by blahblahblahblah1234 May 5, 2008

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by President Robert Bruininks July 28, 2008

technologically defiant

a person who chooses not to use technology and defies others who try to get them to use it.

"He doesn't have caller ID, a cell phone, doesn't use the computer, and sees little if any value in them. He is technologically defiant!"

by Margie L June 10, 2007