quantum thinker

A quantum thinker is someone who can consider multiple opposing ideas simultaneously and use them to solve problems. Quantum thinking is based on the principles of quantum mechanics, which describes how things change instantaneously at the quantum level.

"The company's CEO, known as a quantum thinker, was able to see multiple potential solutions to the problem by considering all possible perspectives simultaneously.".

This new group of Quantum thinking encourages people to be curious and explore multiple perspectives to reach there full lifepath goals in life.
Be flexible
Quantum thinking encourages people to be flexible and shift perspectives when needed.

Benefits of quantum thinking
Quantum thinking can help people:

Break out of preconceived notions
Challenge their mindset
Understand complex phenomena
Create new possibilities
Solve problems that seem impossible with conventional methods
Make better decisions
Be more persuasive

by Smoothie8girl March 5, 2025

Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Organized Thinker

Someone who has skills in areas to put matter into reality on various skills

This is how a Organized Thinker would figure it out use your mind work it out

by 201HH April 8, 2024

secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008