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Dick Stomp

When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"

"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 1, 2009
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Stomp Job

Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.

Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.

Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.

Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
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Gut stomp

I'll gut stomp your sorry ass! That ol' boy got his guts stomped out last night!
by gutstomper January 4, 2014
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Senior Stomp

If seniors get 8th (last) period free like they do in many high schools, then since they all leave school and hour early, they all leave down the main hallways in slow cattle like manor. They do this after 7th period and make sure to go super slow showing they have no place to be bc they are seniors. This makes all underclassmen super late to their last class. But it pays off when your a senior
Teacher: Al why are you late?
Al: Senior stomp
Teacher: oh well sit down
by Awsome person :) October 23, 2010
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Stomp Fuck

The act of badly beating someone or something, often with your foot, brick, hammer, etc...
Dude, I left my truck in front of a bar and I came back to find that they Stomp fucked my truck beyond recognition
by Yucaipaguy909 March 14, 2011
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Bin Stomp

When the rubbish bin is really full and you desparately need to chuck out the rubbish.
"Oh bollocks" Not enough room in the bin, I'll have to do a bin stomp!
by Miss Killa 1 April 21, 2013
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Georgia stomp

The act of a person inserting each foot into separate rectums ( ankle deep) simultaneously while marching in place.
I used the Georgia stomp on my uncle and brother last night.
by Handyjibber4000 October 10, 2018
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