1 definition by Miles Hale
When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 2, 2009