stach

short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach

by JFLOW September 19, 2008

bust-stache

The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.

Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?

Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!

by Terry Logan September 14, 2006

Stacha

Curious animal, punch in the crotch area on sight. Often mistaken for a total douchebag, but can be identified by his small testicles, which wont drop until he loses his virginity, which might not occur during its lifetime. They are a disgrace to the human male species and seem to avoid any change for status whatsoever.

Attention: Morning smell can be detected from 10 miles. Avoid breathing in high concentrations. Stay clear of subject until nuclear disposal team has arrived. When in doubt, C4.

A: Did you see Stacha's girlfriend?
B: No, I did not know he was a lesbian!

A: I'm leaving, i'm tired...
B: Don't pull a Stacha on us!

by roommate84 May 23, 2011

stachatoralicious

When a girl is way too hot for her age, thus having sex with her would be stachatory rape.

Oh my god, Bob's little sister is so hot, she's stachatoralicious.

by Stengle April 16, 2006

Stacheswipe

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend

"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."

by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008

stache clash

A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.

Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"

by Frenchy McFiddle October 6, 2010

creme-stache

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache

HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!

by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006