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Get the Old Sport mug.by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007
Get the sportsman's double mug.Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.
Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."
by Shane0229 October 22, 2013
Get the Sports nerds mug.When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
by stalegreen May 10, 2010
Get the Sports Penis mug.Cheerleading is such a real sport!
I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!
I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
Get the Real sport mug.Creatures created in the game Spore that look like pornographic images. While Maxis/EA tries to remove what they find, much of it slips under the radar and ends up in your Spore game, or in the Sporepedia, the database for creatures made in Spore.
Example 1. As Ted scanned the Sporepedia for new creatures for his game, he came across a lot of penismen, also known as Sporn.
Example 2. When Frank reached the Space phase of the game, most of the planets he found were populated with Sporn.
Example 2. When Frank reached the Space phase of the game, most of the planets he found were populated with Sporn.
by Ayong June 28, 2008
Get the Sporn mug.the sheer obsession with sports and a specific sports team to the extent that it affects your daily life and may become hazardous to your health
Lauren was such a sportsophrenia toward louisville basketball that she started crying when they lost.
by sarah b 1650 February 13, 2009
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