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Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008
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meat stocking

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010
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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
by gwinstone August 19, 2003
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sockings

(Sock-ings): An item of clothing, worn on the foot, that is of sock length, but made of stocking material.
Look, Sarah has those new sockings, they are great for summer.
by WarrenTee January 12, 2008
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Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.
I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!
by TILF2 November 24, 2011
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stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
by JT October 4, 2004
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