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sockings 

when you wear socks so high that they're practically stockings
yo dude i got the sockings
sockings by X-Æ-A-13 December 2, 2019

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
One-Socking by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Stockings 

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.
Stockings by S Mc March 5, 2008

stockingstuffer 

a well endowed man who always pleases women,and he never fails to give a woman an orgasm..
god dayum stockingstuffer really stuffed my stocking
stockingstuffer by stockingstuffer October 15, 2009
The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.
Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking
Socking by PickelRick February 9, 2022

Tube Socking 

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
Tube Socking by pantytramps July 4, 2010