smusterbolder

small particles of gaseous poo which are small enough to pass through the soiled garment attached to the flatulent arsehole

phil released cabin pressure in a busy queue in a sandwich shop and annalisa replied "phew ive just eaten your smusterbolders you grass"

by youknowdamnrightyoubastard November 26, 2010

twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.

your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry

Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.

by August Strain July 9, 2016

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017