Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

by Shotime August 22, 2011

Slogobi

A "slow goes-ing zombie." Frequently used by American-born Chinese in and around Boston to refer to zombies, older people or ugly people. Particularly useful because this term makes absolutley no sense to anyone except those who use it.

"Yo would you hit that?"
"No way man, she kinda reminds me of a slogobi"

by smantie May 1, 2010

Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.

Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.

by rsummers April 24, 2010

slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

by nothinc March 17, 2019

Pulling a ScoMo

Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.

This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.

by Taco Rodriguez January 3, 2020

miriam rees-sloman

Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.

"Wow Miriam Rees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("

by Alice Mart January 10, 2021

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011