suitcase bitch

A mobile hoe. Travels the world giving company to rich men. Has no money but lives a glamorous lifestyle at the expense of others.

I'm not a suitcase bitch but I'm on my 6th villa hop in Ibiza this summer.

Cannes-Monaco-St Tropez-Mykonos-Ibiza

by Sheff Sheff Shefff March 29, 2017

switching suitcases

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.

Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

by COASTwiththeMOST March 27, 2008

suitcase

A portmanteau word used to describe someone mad, eccentric, deranged or mentally irregular
Derived from the film title - Morgan: A suit(able) (nut/fruit/head)case for treatment.
Often used in a repidundant rhyming alliterative way

... mad, crazy, crackpot, crank, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc

by noddy330 July 9, 2009

suitcase

A 30-pack (or large amount similar in number) of cheap beer. Usually purchased in skinny/long/ "suitcase-shaped" cardboard boxes, having a built-in handle/grip.

Let's go get a suitcase of Natural Ice and pound some back.

by Kegstand August 24, 2006

Mexican Suitcase

a 24 pack of beer, usually of Bud Light cans. The box is tall and skinny like a suitcase, and that is all a mexican really needs when we go on a short adventure.

My homie brought over his mexican suitcase to the lake, and we got fucked up holmes.

by Cobrasol January 18, 2010

Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

by John141 December 26, 2005

human suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.

by StefonNY March 1, 2011