sheep

stupid ugly animal native to Wales (which is a stunning, beautiful and very friendly place)

I hate sheep they're so damned ugly

by minimidge July 14, 2006

sheep

A large animal that, despite encyclopedia definitions, is secretly controlling the world's governments. Highly intelligent, beware, has telekineses. Welsh and Scottish people fear sheep.

Ahh! I'm being chased by a sheep! *zap*....
*dies*

by meeshopork September 17, 2003

Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010

sheep

Population of New Zealand.

3 sheep to every 1 person.

If there was a hoof to hand war, sheep would win.

by anonymous January 15, 2005

sheep

a source of wool and an important asset in condom industry.

Also, a nickname for a member of Jesus' gang (J.C.'s mafia nickname being "the Shepherd").

A utility for vegetable growth control (though the new "Goat" model is much better).

I have on a sheep's wool sweater.

by Kathya January 27, 2008

Sheep

Someone you love intensely. Felling "sheepish" around someone special. Nickname for both spouses used by both spouses.

"I love you sheep"
"I love you too sheepie"

by Pin Cushion April 11, 2008

sheep

Things that live in sheepland.

Look at those sheep! They live in Sheepland!

by Mike August 25, 2003