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Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it
Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener
by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025
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Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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Pencil sharpener

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
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