Look at that girl/boy over there. = Look at that sham over there.
What happen to that sham?
Sham, I don't know who that other sham is but sham and shamla are dating.
What happen to that sham?
Sham, I don't know who that other sham is but sham and shamla are dating.
by dominica2266 May 30, 2012
Whiny person: Are we sham yet!?
type in ivrit, but go to the def of po, which means 'here' in Hebrew, for more info.
type in ivrit, but go to the def of po, which means 'here' in Hebrew, for more info.
by JoLlama October 23, 2007
Student: Sham, extra hw again!!
Teacher: Whaaa?
Or...
Student: Sham it! I hate my life!
Student's friend: Oh, cheer up, emo kid...
Teacher: Whaaa?
Or...
Student: Sham it! I hate my life!
Student's friend: Oh, cheer up, emo kid...
by Goddess of Wordcraft March 21, 2010
by DemonSmack February 25, 2007
An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.
Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?
Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.
Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham
Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
by Boris4Brexit69420 January 21, 2020
The practice whereby an insecure individual will copy and paste a recently sent text message to their partner, via their Facebook page.
The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
I just looked on Facebook and noticed that girl has been Shamming again. It made me realise how privileged I am to retain her friendship on Facebook as I'm now fully aware she loves her boyfriend. I also know that she will be sharing a bag of maltesers with him this evening whilst watching Coronation Street in bed. Without her Shamming I would truly be lost
by Wintayyy March 26, 2012