anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

Reparations

The two or three dollars you can inevitably lose because your order got colossally fucked up at McDonald's or Popeye's.

Fuck me, those dumbasses forgot the extra chicken nuggets and gave me the wrong size fries. And this is a fucking Diet Coke!
It's fine. It's not worth going back to chase them down and correct the order. The lost money is just reparations.

by DTSK May 21, 2018

environmental retardation

a situation where the subject is affected by his/her living, working, or social environment. He/she is affected to a point of retardation.
ER usually results in lower class citizens.

Boudreaux lived in a trailer park so long that he became white trash.

by Oswaldo Sanchez February 8, 2005

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.

"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"

by Kraizk April 16, 2013