High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

Red neck oil change

Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.

Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?

by Steepleton May 28, 2022

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

Red Neck Ryder

Cara McLeod is "red neck ryder"

by Cara August 16, 2003