Racker

Racker - Someone who successfully collects sports memorabilia, such as autographs or sports cards that they have been trying hard to obtain.

Ex. “You are lucky you got that Willie Mays’ Rookie Card! You are such a RACKER”.

Ex. “Man, I can’t believe you got Michael Jordan’s Autograph! You are such a RACKER”.

by srrgfs January 9, 2010

meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.

Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!

by srad September 21, 2014

semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).

Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!

by Chad, Master of all that is chodeful April 2, 2003

receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.

Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

racketlon

A combination sport, involving table tennis, squash, badminton and tennis. Each sport is played against the same opponent up to 21 points. The winner of the overall match is the player with the most points, rather than the player that wins the most sets.

Steve: "What's the best sport in the world?"
Magnus: "I believe that's Racketlon".

by Collins December 2, 2004

Recession-burger

An alternative term for the "McDouble" at McDonalds fast-food restaurants. It is the same as a "Double cheeseburger", minus one piece of cheese. These are now seperate items on the menu because of the "high cost" of cheese since the economic troubles in the United States. A"double cheeseburger" would cost about $0.40 more than a "McDouble".

"Yeah, can I have 2 McChickens, a recession-burger, and a large fry...?"

by Gracie4766 August 19, 2009

Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010