White Receiver

A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.

Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!

by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

receptive

Someone's quality. Hear the problem and give a answer. Listen carefully. Be receptive.

She was receptive, she helped me a lot.

by Dan6500 July 5, 2008

recession porn

refers to a new phenomenon dealing with bad economic news being like crack. And a sick sense of doomsday thrill certain people getting from reading and following such news.

The appeal to such sensational content is somewhat "being better prepared to be the last man standing during the end of times".

Jack is pretty well off considering harsh macroeconomic conditions in the country. However, he seems to have developed an obsession with recession porn.

by S.W.A April 21, 2009

Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

by Skinn Rols February 15, 2015

recessionist

A person that steals anything they want to save money.

Now that I'm a recessionist, I steal whatever I want.

by "they shall call me noodle" December 2, 2009

Receive

To take something up the anal passage.

"I think he just received Ben!"
"ouch that must have hurt!"

by dee oh double gee April 10, 2008