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Ralph Nader

A significant political figure that advocates the safety and security of the working class more than any other candidate running for office. Democrats oftentimes like to call Ralph a 'spoiler' because several thousand people voted for him in Florida. Not only is this a concieded notion, (that if Nader hadn't run for office, all of the people who voted for him would have immediately cast their vote towards gore) but they fail to realize that over 250,000 self-identified Democrats voted for George Bush in Florida. Strangely enough, the Democrats do not even bother to scold them. Moreover, a Democratic exit poll showed that Ralph’s votes came 25% from Republicans, 38% from Democrats, and the rest were nonvoters who would have only voted for Ralph.
No one is entitled to votes. They must be earned. Nowhere in the constitution are political parties even mentioned. If a certain party is loosing followers to another party, maybe they just aren't trying hard enough.
by Xvall November 24, 2004
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Ralph Nader

Perhaps the most misunderstood politician in the United States. The so-called "liberal" has written books on how to SAVE money and spend your money wisely.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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Ralph Lauren

To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.
Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
by frawghs February 24, 2011
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Ralph Nader

Who we have to vote for because John Kerry should not be president.
I am Soooo voting for Ralph Nader!
by decided voter October 14, 2004
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Ralph Nader

A man with so much potential to be a great president, who will never get the chance because America is unwilling to allow a third party into a corrupted office. How bad would it really be to get a REAL person with REAL ideas into office?
Nader is a truly spiffy rad hippy who deserves to run the country.
by MeatIsMurderMilkIsRape November 3, 2004
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Ralph Gagliardi

Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!
man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....
by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005
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Ralphred

A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for the most powerful, dominant males with the largest penises.
"Did you meet that new pussy kid who transferred here yesterday?"

"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"

"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"
by nme91 June 24, 2009
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