Raccoon Berries

Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.

Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.

by Marvin the Bear September 17, 2010

Racicot

The professor that everyone wants.
Does at least 2 of the following:
1: Brings food to lectures
2: Cancels all classes on Fridays
3: Talks about drugs, sex, and alcohol in lecture
4: Blows shit up (Fuel + Oxidizer = BOOM)
5: Makes references to urban dictionary

Dude 1) Guess what!! I have a racicot for my Biology class.
Dude 2) Screw you.
Dude 1) Yeah, I know. I would be jealous too. Sucks to be you!!

by fueloxidizerboom October 7, 2011

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Raccoon

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019

raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

by Zach February 16, 2004

Racket The Raccoon

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

Racket the Raccoon,Racket

by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011

Racoon sushi bar

A term used to describe a fish pond in your backyard frequented by creatures of the night (for example - racoons) that eat your koi, goldfish, shubunkin etc.

Tom:I need to replace some fish in my pond.
Bob: Why's that bud?
Tom: It's become a freakin racoon sushi bar!
Bob: lol

by Michangelo August 31, 2008