Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

Stomach Quake

(Verb) A stomach ache that normally occurs at night after eating spicy food and entails waking up sweating with a knot in your stomach, requiring you to use the bathroom so often that eventually you will be rid of sleep.

"Last night I had the worst stomach quake. It must've been the spicy chicken sandwich I got from Checkers."

by TheDukeOfDutchesses June 21, 2016

quadfecta

A legendary beirut/beer pong shot that lands on the tops of four cups simultaneously. Considered the rarest shot in the game, topping even the trifecta, 2-cup knockover-and-sink, and simultaneous 6-cup game-ending double bounce-in. Counts as 4 cups and has never happened in recorded history of the game, despite being theoretically possible.

So rare for the following reasons:
1) Only possible with smaller-than-average cups.
2) Only possible when cups are arranged in a perfect square formation (not possible in a standard game).
3) The physics of it happening are similar to those of the trifecta, which almost never happens in itself.

Witnessing Dan's game-ending quadfecta in the semifinals of the Theta Delt beirut tournament was a thing of beauty comparable to seeing the face of God Himself smiling down on you from the heavens.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town (Thank you Gewles). You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.

You got owned, Quakertown style

by pasted one July 16, 2008

Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

QuakeCon

A yearly multiplayer computer gaming convention, historically held in Texas, that is known to its attendees as a week of playing games, partying, and meeting people you know only through IRC.

w0lfy, although completely broke, somehow managed to drive from Oregon to Texas just to attend QuakeCon.

by Wixx October 25, 2004