plutonium

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

putang

(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.

by Captain Jack Sparrow August 27, 2003

plutonians

two spiky aliens from pluto who frequently appear on aqua teen hunger force. oglethorpe (orange) is the angry one who wants to rule the world. he has a heavy german accent. emory (green) is the laid-back one who doesn't want any trouble. they have smoked weed, stolen cable tv, and tried to create a clone of master shake. they also fight the mooninites in "spacecataz" at the beginning of the newer episodes. both are named after universities in atlanta.

Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?

Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!

Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.

Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?

by d-shadow July 7, 2005

Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

put on the dog

Put on (the) dog is an expression that means ‘to make a display of wealth or importance, especially by dressing stylishly and flashily’. It’s similar in meaning to the later expression put on the ritz.

"In preperation for the large party, Bill really 'put on the dog'.

by Jacob Schlegel August 3, 2007

Putentag

A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.

Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.

by John Kong January 19, 2013

putin walk

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.

Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk

by 69 batman July 1, 2020