Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.
Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.
Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.
by Farmer Ernie May 26, 2020
Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.
"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."
by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025