Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.

"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."

Putonic by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025

plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

plutonic friend by 'sup P December 12, 2004

putanica 

A Spanish term for bitch-nigga

ERES UN PUTANICA

putanica by alxxx69r June 22, 2014

pubonics

the art and skill that is shaving off your pubic hair or grooming your pubic area.

Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.

pubonics by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

Plutonic 

Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.

Plutonic by chalima March 9, 2009

Pitonic 

1. Giving objects "Piton-like" properties
2. Comparing anything to the enormity of "The Pitons"
3. Describes an awesome experience
4. The magnitude or greatness in size or prominence of anything.

Having visited Saint Lucia, one would be left with a "Pitonic" experience.

These "Pitonic" showers are no match for my umbrella.

Pitonic by JulieJam August 31, 2010

Plutonic 

A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.

We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.

Plutonic by ntsci September 17, 2012