Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate

Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.

by Nayweboom September 21, 2017

Procrasterbate

To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.

I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.

by RPGxUnknown October 12, 2017

Procrasterbator

Putting off jacking off until later.

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator

by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021

procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off

"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"

by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021