Pledge

Donate

Lawyer: Did you donate the $7 million to charities?
Amber Heard: Yes.
Lawyer: Then why does the record show you have not donated anything?
Amber Heard: I pledged to $7 million. That's the same thing as me having already given it, basically.

by BurgerWithASideOfFries May 16, 2022

Pledge

A special kind of payment where you get all the benefits of paying but you don’t have to actually pay any money

Lawyer: “Did you donate the money?”

Amber Heard: “Yeah, I pledged it”

Waittress: “Please pay your bill”
Guy: “I pledged it”

by Doctor Pondersnatch May 21, 2022

New Jersey Plunger

The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.

While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted

by AJ&KEVIN November 6, 2010

Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.

When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.

by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019

double pluggers

the highest standard of thongs, two lugs though the sole on each side .
if it has one plug it is only good for showers, two plugs and you can wear it out to dinner, to the pub, a wedding, a funeral, single pluggers should be banned,they are a hazard..

"where'd ya get ya double pluggers from Wazza?", "$5 from kmart Davo,where else?"

by Fluff dice May 20, 2008

Pudgey Butt

A nicer name for an over weight person.

Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!

by Quentin_B December 11, 2006

mississippi plunger

when the scrotum gets lodged in the rectum when you're doing a girl missionary style

it was awkward when i mississippi plungered my girlfriend. it kinda hurt.

by sudmat May 11, 2009