piglet punch

duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.

yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight

by zboyflyboy March 13, 2014

sucker [piglet]

Australianism for the young of feral pigs.

A sucker piglet is birthed just before the Wet. Usually in September, ripe for Xmas!
The introduced feral pig (Captain Cooker) is a prized
target for sporting enthusiasts throughout rural Australia.
Much loved are the piglets known as "suckers", Great pets and equally tasty when spit roasted for a luncheon snack.

by Sir Dundee May 06, 2006

pigletism

The condition of an over eater who maintains they eat normal quantities.

What do you mean that portion of chips was okay. It's four "serves". You have pigletism.

by HighT October 16, 2020

Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017

Political Piglet

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another

Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party

by LucaT September 17, 2020

Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

Greased piglet

A slippery customer

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“

by Longyear January 30, 2022