PETA 

Absolutely horrible organization bent on eliminating ALL pet ownership! PETA claims to be people for the ethnical treatment of animals, but all they are are people who would rather see an animal dead than in the constraints of human ownership. They recently stole a 9-year old's dog without just cause and killed it. They claim milk is a racist drink and that meat causes incompetency. Hello, humans have been drinking milk and eating meat for many many years now, I doubt they pose a threat if our ancestors ate meat and drank milk. These people are extremist assholes! A true animal lover protects animals, not kill them! Animals have forever changed our lives and that's the way it needs to stay!

In the past year, PETA has euthanized roughly 30,000 animals they deemed unadoptable.

PETA by Truelove101 January 2, 2015

peta 

An organization that protests eating, wearing, killing, and talking in a mean tone to animals.

I saw this PETA protest one day, they were protesting KFC. They said that the way KFC kills their chickens is wrong. Wow, I really don't give a crap - the chicken DIES regardless. Who cares if they give it a waterbed with a view of the ocean before it dies.. It's going to DIE!!!

Another thing - these chickens were bred for the sole purpose of becoming my next meal. Therefore, they wouldn't even have a life, let alone a wonderful one if it weren't for meat eaters.

Hey assholes, why don't we take care of all the humans who are living in terrible conditions first?

peta by yes.. NO!! May 23, 2005

PETA 

PETA stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" and, frankly, they are a bullshit organization that attempts to "liberate" animals.

Nobody in their right mind likes PETA. You see it all the time. Only liberals, bullshitting politicians, feminists, and general conformist morons like PETA. Everyone else hates them or don't give half a damn. South Park, Maddox, and even The Onion makes fun of them.

The aforementioned people has a good reason to make fun of PETA too. Here are a number of reasons why no one should like PETA:

1.PETA is the same organization that funds Earth Liberation Front (ELF), a terrorist group that has already committed several crimes, including murder. When questioned about the funding, PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said that she considered Rodney Coronado, who was part of ELF and had been convicted in firebombing Michigan University, to be a fine young man.
2.PETA is the same organization that killed Keiko, the killer whale that starred in the movie "Free Willy". In an attempt to free Keiko, they turned their backs on the fact that he is not used to wild life. Soon, he was discovered at another harbor performing tricks. They tried to "liberate" him again, but the result was that he went somewhere else where there was humans (Norway last I heard). So rather than letting him live a long, luxurious life in showbiz, PETA managed to mess it up for him and let him died in captivity in Norway.

And these are just the examples that infuriates me the most. If someone is an animal lover and don't wish to see animals kill, but NO ONE can say that they like PETA without being labeled an asshole. PETA is a hypocritical organization that supports terrorists, fascist laws, and even the FBI has looked into them.

I am glad that the vast majority of people will never listen to their bullshit. For the people who do like PETA, though, they deserve no mercy. With all of the scandals surrounding PETA, the only way a person could think they are the good guys is if they're willfully ignorant.

Liberal Asshole: I am only eating vegetables so that I can limit the suffering of animals!

Man: You know, millions of animals are killed by combines. If you plant your own vegetables, you'll limit the suffering even more!

Liberal Asshole: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now that is way TOO inconvient for me! I think I'll just stay this way, thank you. Go PETA!

PETA by BusinessMan February 22, 2005

PETA 

People Eating Tasty Animal

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

PETA by super squid August 7, 2012

Peta 

To summarize everyhting: Animal Rights Terrorists.

If you eat that chicken, Peta agents will slaughter you in your bed.

Peta by SyNySteR September 30, 2006

PETA 

A front for a terrorist organisation. Members of PETA believe that "animal rights" is a worthy cause for murders and bombing. Most of them are vegans.

This group is highly dangerous and needs to be eradicated as part of the "war on terror". At least Al Quaida don't pretend to be anything other than a bunch of goat-f***ing terrorist scum.

"She mu a member of PETA. Look, she's skinny, pasty, anaemic and malnourised, and... OH F***! SHE'S GOT A BOMB! RUN!"

PETA by ILMOSTRO February 21, 2005

PETA 

I agree with PETA in the fact that I'm all for the welfare of animals being treated properly. But they go overboard in the fact that they think animals should should have more right than humans! Hypocrites... First of all; they're against eating meat, period. Even if it could cure some poor little boy's hunger/starvation. They're also against wearing fur, even if it could help someone to be warm in cold to freezing tempuratures and they're against people having pets, even though they provide human companionship and love often on their own free will. They also go as low as to stop drug research, even if if it means to find a cure for AIDS or any other deadly diseases that could help very sick people to get back to health.

They use extreme, destructive tactics to get their dumbass point across(ex. Destruction of human property, burglary, instigating full-scale riots, arson, bombing, murder/attepmted murder, scaring the living hell outta little kids, ect...).
Now, I'm all for animals being treated properly and I like animals too(not in any sick way you might be thinking of). But these terrorists go way too friggin' far.
I don't mind if you're a vegan/vegetarian, so long as you're not associated with these idiots or as long as you don't shove your moral/dietary values down other's throats... Then we have no problem whatsoever.

Anyways, my point is that PETA is a idiot organization hell-bent on world domination(if not total human extiction for the other life forms to survive). Atleast to take away all human rights and give them to the animals. Hell, they probably wouldn't even try to defend themselves against an animal that is about to maul them to death. Morons... If they're that damn stupid, they need to be eaten by that very same animal. Or atleast roundhouse kicked by the Great Chuck Norris. That would probably wake them up(if not shatter every bone in their bodies). ;-)

I eat meat. Yes, I do but there's not a damn thing you PETA bastards can do or say to make me feel bad about it. So why don't you go screw yourselves and crawl right back under Dumbfuck Rock where you came from?

Down with PETA! Stupid, evil, animal fucking terrorists/criminals...

PETA by Dante X: Fan of DMC and Chuck Norris July 25, 2006