Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011

Pendleton

A pot hole on the Earth where no one wants to live and most of the population is druggies, potheads and skanks. Also no one can manage to stay away for good for some stupid goddamn reason

You see that shit hole town.? Yeah that's totally a Pendleton.

by Dscrazybiatch April 6, 2017

Pendleton

1. A town in North-eastern Oregon. Famous for the Pendleton Round-up, the rodeo on turf. And the Let'er Buck room.

2. A tasty, tasty whiskey.

I was in Pendleton sipping some Pendleton and totally got grouped in the Let'er Buck room.

by Dubbs_A_Dilly August 20, 2008

penultiminute

The minute before the last minute. It could be interpreted as 11:59PM, or the minute before the last minute of the world.

My mac&cheese is in its penultiminute of cooking! I can hardly wait two minutes!!!

by Mistar...Shake? January 7, 2010

penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019