peeping bomb

Phrase used to describe a bizarre the act of a woman taking a dump and a man being aroused by it. It's like a reverse blumpkin The woman is on the seat and the man actually witnesses the actual dump coming out.

When a girl sits backwards on a toilet seat and takes a crap while a man is watching. You would say "She did that? She gave you a peeping bomb."

by iceman 69 December 22, 2009

peeping barwick

when you knock on the bathroom of the opposite sex and instead of waiting you barge straight in.

this chick told everyone she caught me doing a peeping barwick and now i have a sexual harassment charge.

by dragonxd April 6, 2010

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

Track Peeping Prick (TPP)

Some jackass looking over your shoulder to see what you have bet at a horse track or greyhound track. After you have handicapped the race this person is trying to cut your odds- by betting what you bet- he/she is a TPP Track Peeping Prick

"Hey dude watch the guy in the yellow shirt, he is Track Peeping Prick (TPP) and he is following you.

by jbird12 August 5, 2009

Pepperidge Farm

On October 1st, when the leaves have changed, you drive up to northern New York to the town of Cazenovia. There is a small farm where you will cum all over your lover, douse your lover with course black pepper; your lover will get on all fours and graze the field like the local cows of Cazenovia. You will then feed your lover Milano cookies.

Yo dude I just Pepperidge farmed my bitch

by Alz13 December 2, 2019

pampering

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.

Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.

by PumaTales November 28, 2017