Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

Raj Patel

A male family member of another, more successful Indian hotel owner hired to basically keep an eye on the hotel(s) but has no real grasp of the business nor any real mental capacity to ever become a successful owner in his own right. The Indian version of a loser.

"Habib has been running the hotel for his brother in law for 10 years, but he is such a Raj Patel that his future is not likely to ever amount to more than that."

by Jacob Miller September 13, 2005

Thot patrol

Niggas who Save they niggas from Fuckin wit a female dats a thot

Ron : Damn Bruh she bad asf I'm finna see what's up wit her I'm tryna fw her heavy

Joe : NAWWW BRUHH NOOO! ...She a Thot bro she just let ole Dude Smash A couple of days ago and She be catchin bodies like bullets and topin niggas up alot

Ron : Dammnnn Goodlookin Bro I ain't know she was like that I'm glad you saved me from Fw a lil Thottie

Joe : Np Bro that's what I'm here for me and da rest of gang is on thot patrol for all our niggas

by Chief Turbo July 9, 2017

Partello

A very fine young man i.e. Brad Pitt, Leonardo Dicaprio, or Vin diesel. Likes to be very romanitic and has all the laides

Man that guy Scott Partello has all the females, I wish I was him.

by AbleObject April 2, 2003

putrella

1. Noun. An exceptionally ugly and unattractive woman.
2. Noun. A very unlikeable or despicable woman.

My blind date turned out to be a real putrella. I wish I had actually been blind for the date.

While my ex-wife was quite beautiful physically, six years of marriage revealed her to be a putrella in other ways.

by Magick Poultry November 30, 2004

Patresa

When one screws up because of lack of logic causing harm or danger to themselves or others.

OMG I just pulled a Patresa and got my car stuck in the dirt with no one around for miles.

by MelodyPeppy June 28, 2012

party patrol

Taking your nuts out of your pants and screaming "Party Patrol!"in a public area. Usually done when running or bouncing around.

"Hey look, its the Party Patrol!"

by UnclePlant April 19, 2008