panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

panda by jerry January 27, 2004

panda

a female, who although a little overweight, is still very attractive.

man 1: man that girl is fiiiine
man 2: she is such a panda
man 1: you know you would hit it.
man 2: i know...

panda by zach89@gunit December 28, 2005

panda

(1) A selfish male sexual partner.
(2) An asian mammal with has trouble reproducing.
(3) Form of Maoist diplomacy originating in cold war gifts of Pandas to western zoos.

(1) My mans is a panda; he eats shoots and leaves.
(2) The zoo has a Panda it eats shots and leafs.
(3) Maoi used Panda diplomacy

panda by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

panda

Fiat Panda, box-like small car produced in the 80's and 90's. Known for its inability to wishstand even moderate damage without being written off. Also known as the Fiat Marbella.

I put my briefcase of the roof of the panda and it caved in.

panda by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

panda

panda used in conjunction with the word 'sexual' originates from an unknown south park episode featuring the comment 'sexual harrasment panda!" and has thus been used to describe anything that has high sexual status or value

that girls a proper panda
your tight top is well panda

panda by sam April 24, 2004

Panda

Hairy gay man normally referred to as a bear is a Panda when that hairy gay dude is Asian.
A hairy GAM Gay Asian Male
A highly prized item sought out by rice queens. You try to find a hairy Asian.

I'm trying to catch a Panda tonight so I'm flagging my stuffed Panda... Left Pocket! Hanky Code

My Panda's not big, but he's hairy.

Panda by Cmont March 31, 2008

Panda

When you got broads in Atlanta

That panda doe

Panda by AlexJeremyZaraAmanda.net May 12, 2016