Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007

Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.

I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.

by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010

paedoscopes

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

by crackotfige September 12, 2005