The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.
Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
by monchis February 14, 2008
NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.
"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
by MARISANDMAYA February 04, 2009
This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.
How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
by urban cowboy smith April 09, 2011
by Little Amy June 09, 2006
The universal middle name for women. Women who has this name as their first name is considered unique and special.
A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.
If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.
A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!
She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.
A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.
If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.
A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!
She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.
Marie is so adorable!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
by grammarcrazy March 16, 2016