PTSD

Portable Toilet Shitting Disorder -

To become nauseated by the mere thought of using Porta-Potties at a public event. This is generally brought on by a disturbing or repulsive experience.

I believe I have PTSD after using those disgusting Porta-Potties at the carnival.

by Penelope Pussycat November 27, 2012

PTSD

Pretty Thick and Strong Dick

Michael: Dude, my friend has PTSD.
Justin: Oh, that's sad.
Michael: Yeah, a Pretty Thick and Strong DICK.

by thespongeyaids May 27, 2015

PTSD

The tool used to pack down the bud at the end of your joint to make sure it’s nice and compact.

Friend: yo, got that PTSD for my blunt?

Other friend: yea man, I got you.

Friend: cheers boss

by DasFatMan March 20, 2018

PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Stretch Disorder;
The act of eating a copious amount of food on Thanksgiving and developing stretch marks on your stomach such as those pregnant women get.

Those marks are from no baby, Tanya just had a severe case of PTSD.

by Bee_Moyla November 26, 2009

Plasdick

An upcoming dildo making company.

See Dildo, Sex.

Fred: Dude, I just got my new plasdick in!

George: Umm, fag.

by omfgwhy December 20, 2007

SA-MP PTSD

basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7

dead game 2018-19

Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help

by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 December 11, 2018

PTSD

Post Traumatic Send Disorder - The feeling of anxiety stemmed from the fear of a possible good or bad reaction to email or a text one just sent.

Sherrie suffered from PTSD when she sent, what she thought was an innocent text, to a guy she was infatuated with only to find out it could be taken a completely different and possibly embarrassing way.

by IstillGotMYballz February 4, 2009