Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

by Baram12 July 15, 2024

Orbisculate

1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.

“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”

by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020

Beta Orbiter

The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.

That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.

by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015

orbiter

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.

by bladelaw January 3, 2006

orgito

When someone is one if the greatest

Ooo he is orgito he must be great

The goat

by Divine of the word October 27, 2020

ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

obitchuary

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

by henro50 March 4, 2017