ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.

Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.

by slashdotat April 8, 2010

pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

by HRabbit December 6, 2016

ornithologisches Konsil

eine Abklärung des psychiatrischen Status quo.

Verdacht auf einen Vogel.

Bei diesem Patienten würde ich gerne ein ornithologisches Konsil anmelden.

by lamalomo October 26, 2013