Octopussies

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Octopus

It's an ocean fish with eight arms.

Look Dave! It's an octopus

by Redoct878 December 28, 2019

drop the octopus

To give bad news.

"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"

by miyomiyo May 8, 2009

Octopussoir

The Name of a fetish circling around women having any type of tentacle appendage in, around, and/or as their female reproductive organ.

Did you see Princess Clara, her Octopussoir was really making a scene when she approached that sweet respectable gentleman of humble origins.

by Hentai Scholar December 24, 2012

octopus sucking

When one is giving a hickey and sucks extremely hard as if being an octopus' sucker.

"Could you stop octopus sucking?? It hurts!!"

by trey_26 August 17, 2014

Octopus

Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)

"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."

by Patsywatsy May 13, 2016

Dalmation Octopus

A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.

A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!

by DalmationOctopus October 11, 2011