Nutella

A mush that your balls turn into when you apply unbearable amount of pressure on them.

Nigga 1:Gosh! I got kicked right into my nuts.
Nigga 2: Let me see. Oh my god! It doesn't look like nuts anymore! It's Nutella!

by nigga969 October 21, 2014

Nutella

Spreadable chocolatey heaven. Apparently created by the Gods themselves. Often referred to as better than sex that it has become commonly used as a sex accessory.

Nutella so good I want to spread it on your penis. It's the best sex toy.

by Princess Nut August 19, 2016

hella nutella

hella nutella is something that is exceptionally awesome or amazing. something that is so awesome no other phrase can describe its raw awesomeness!
Hella=a lot of
Nutella=just plain awesome (everyone knows that)

guy:did you see that new paranormal activity movie??
other guy: yeah dude it was awesome! it was hella nutella!

by chicagodog October 31, 2011

Nutella

An extremely addicting drug.

I had so much Nutella today, it looks like I'm getting fat.

by Jorgejuanpellip January 25, 2015

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.

Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

nutella patella

1. noun

slang for a black knee-cap

2. verb

when a black person knees you

Do you have a nutella patella?

You just got nutella patellaed.

by Dehorned Narwhal December 23, 2011

Nutella

Simply put crack in a jar...

I relapsed into my Nutella addiction now im back in rehab

by Aku the radd May 7, 2013