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Nester

A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.

This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).

A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.

This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.

With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.

All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.

The only way to battle a nester is by:

A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)

Have a nester-free life!

Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."

"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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nestea plunge

A phrase used to describe the event in which a girl uses a tampon that has had nestea poured on it.
(event where two guys were given a ride by a woman.)

guy1: lol did you see the chick's tampons on the car floor?

guy2: Ya... I accidently spilt nestea on them.

guy1: Really? Well I guess she will be taking the "nestea plunge"
by Jef the Scolar July 27, 2011
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nestea plunge

Davis: dude i just totally fucked this hot ass bitch.
Dakota: dude did you wear protection
Davis: hell no nigga i just took the nestea plunge
by iJustTookTheNesteaPlunge August 16, 2010
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nestee plunge

1. bad ice tea ad campaign
2. falling backwards into a pool
3. giving a woman a facial full of semen
I had planned on giving her a pearl necklace but ended up giving her a facefull of nestee plunge.
by Bud E Love May 13, 2003
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an unnecessarily long word that is hard to correctly pronouce
that was quite a nestedathylapocathilinopasteledfiguratefragilisticpacened've's
by dabbage cabbage May 10, 2017
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Nestered

The act of falling or blacking out due to the effects of narcotics.
"Me and my friend got super high, and he hecka nestered. It had me trippin."
by First worst time inclined November 19, 2012
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nesterova

name for a sexy, intelligent woman of eastern European descent.
Person 1: Did you meet the new girl in sales?
Dog 1: Yeah, she is a real nesterova
by lightsaber12 November 16, 2017
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