former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.
Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.
Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.
Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen
by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010
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Get the Nala mug.When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
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1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.
by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003
Get the neal mug.(Verb): 1. the action in where a person is following or tagging along in a group that no one wants there.
2. the action where one takes the subject of racism personal and gets too serious about it.
(Noun): 1. when one invites him or herself to an event
2. When one uses racism for no reason and protects racist slang terms with incoherent examples.
2. the action where one takes the subject of racism personal and gets too serious about it.
(Noun): 1. when one invites him or herself to an event
2. When one uses racism for no reason and protects racist slang terms with incoherent examples.
(Verb): 1. "Why is here" "Word, he's nealing so bad right now"
2. "You weren't a slave alright, calm down and stop nealing"
(Noun): 1. "Dude we like never hang out, dont be a neal" "A neal, shit, ok ok i'll leave"
2. "I suffered for 300 years" "'I suffered', c'mon, don't be a neal"
2. "You weren't a slave alright, calm down and stop nealing"
(Noun): 1. "Dude we like never hang out, dont be a neal" "A neal, shit, ok ok i'll leave"
2. "I suffered for 300 years" "'I suffered', c'mon, don't be a neal"
by RealTalkYourScumbaggingMeBro45 March 23, 2010
Get the Nealing mug.A word of Indian origin defining a Good-For-Nothing bludger. It literally translates into "unworthy", or "worthless".
Often used as a popular insult by indian parents to their kids when they are caught doin something useless, shameful or unproductive.
Often used as a popular insult by indian parents to their kids when they are caught doin something useless, shameful or unproductive.
Indian dad: Beta, what are you doing there?
Son: Just talking with friends and smokin a little bidi dad.
Indian Dad: Ohh my son is a nalayak!!
Son: Just talking with friends and smokin a little bidi dad.
Indian Dad: Ohh my son is a nalayak!!
by $harnam July 31, 2006
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