Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

by Ganyu March 24, 2021

Midrand

Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants

Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital

Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator

by averageJoeTEK November 24, 2011

Midas

The act of stealing a lighter.

"Do you have a light?"
"Shit, I got midased yesterday"

by Matonster October 1, 2014

Madras

A town in central Oregon. The town is very small, often times you can see a tractor driving through downtown.

Person 1: Lets go to Madras.
Person 2:Nah, I don't want to get stuck behind a tractor.

by Creampuffchocolate June 4, 2015

Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.

Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.

by pentozali April 8, 2006