averageJoeTEK's definitions
Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital
Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital
Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
by averageJoeTEK November 24, 2011
Get the Midrandmug.