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Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital

Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
Midrand by averageJoeTEK November 24, 2011
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Midrand Spur 

"Midrand Spur" refers to a local strip club in Midrand, South Africa called Teazers and is a term used to mask its identity from your wife, girlfriend, etc because Spur is actually a family restaurant.
"Honey, me and the boys are going to Midrand Spur for supper."
Midrand Spur by Neels January 3, 2013

Lin-Manuel Miranda

A literal angel of a human being. He is so sweet, so pure, and so kind. Also a RAP GOD. He writes musicals, songs, as well as being an actor. He is best known for "In the Heights" (2008) and " Hamilton " 2015. His current projects are "In the Heights" the movie, "Mary Poppins Returns" and the reboot of "The Little Mermaid"
"Wow can you name a more talented lyricist than Lin-Manuel Miranda? Because I sure can't"

lin manuel miranda 

Lin Manuel Miranda is a writer, composer, actor, and innocent cinnamon bun. He is the writer of an extremely popular play known as 'Hamilton', starring himself as Alexander Hamilton, the writer of an unaired Cantina Song for The Force Awakens, a composer for the upcoming Disney movie Moana, and a guest star on many shows, such as Modern Family. He's often known to host the side show of Hamilton known as Ham4Ham, answer tweets from fans, make vines, and visit with the ghost of Alexander Hamilton. He's known to go a long time without sleeping.

Please give this man a break.
Person 1: You know Lin Manuel Miranda?
Person 2: Oh, the guy who's just like his country, young, scrappy, and hungry? Yeah, he's not throwing away his shot

Lin Manuel Miranda 

(aka "Old Man Miranda") is a musician, actor, writer, and rapper. Best known for In the Heights (2008) and Hamilton (2015).

He has the voice of an angel and drops beats that are fire.
Person 1: Wow I can't stop listening to Hamilton

Person 2: Right? Lin Manuel Miranda is a genius.

Lin Manuel Miranda 

Lin Manuel Miranda is a singer, actor, writer, and rapper. He is mostly known for In The Heights, Hamilton, and the songs from Moana. He is basically the best person alive at the time (currently 2017).
Have you ever listened to Hamilton?
Yeah, it's my favorite!
Plus it's written by Lin Manuel Miranda! The best person ever!

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Lin-Manuel Miranda is the god of basically everything. Washing up? God. Musicals? God. Naming small insects of the bread in which shovels up mountains of shit? GOD.
“Yo, Lin-Manuel Miranda is my god.”
“What religion is that?”
The best religion.”